The Simple Plot of Kingdom Hearts

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  • Myles W
    Myles W 9 ore fa

    Oh boy....

  • Taiser
    Taiser Giorno fa

    *Someone SHOULD draw an animation for this!*

  • like2draw
    like2draw 4 giorni fa

    NODONTCUETHEMUSIC

  • Unkn0wn_s0urCe YT
    Unkn0wn_s0urCe YT 4 giorni fa

    Bro I love this and kingdom hearts

  • Caroniver Robocacci
    Caroniver Robocacci 5 giorni fa

    "I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes"
    Is that a motherflipping just a pancake reference

  • yaoikiss58
    yaoikiss58 7 giorni fa

    Lmfao👏👏 bravo to the Artist

  • FaerHazar
    FaerHazar 7 giorni fa

    Nice.

  • Daniel Travis
    Daniel Travis 11 giorni fa

    xDDD "I want to cry and jerk off, into some pancakes!" dude someone really needs to make that part of the song into its own meme and send that genius viral!

  • Chainsaw Handiman
    Chainsaw Handiman 11 giorni fa

    Their needs to be a music video for this animated in Barry's Kingdom Hearts style.

  • Limp
    Limp 14 giorni fa +1

    Ugh... hello, and welcome to what I pray is the final episode of Talking Video Games
    Don't! Don’t clap for their asses...
    Today, our topic, like always, is games with simple plots
    Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hea-
    No! You shut your mouth! I'm starting with our other guests first!
    Guests, please tell us your name and the simple plot of your game
    Hey, I’m the capsule from Arkanoid, as far as I can tell, I'm a tube, and a ball bounces off me
    I'm Ms. Pac-Man! I'm Pac-Man with a bow!
    Okay, Sora, did you see how it's done?
    Tell me the plot of your game, real simple, just like that
    You got it! Cue the music!
    No, don't cue the music!
    [Verse 1: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
    Kairi washes up on the shore
    Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
    Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
    Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
    I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
    I'll tell you later, buddy, I’m already off to the races
    I’m now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
    From the Disney movies?
    Yes!
    What exactly the fuck?
    I'm a Keyblade wielder and they need my ability
    Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
    This is not making sense
    It’s a little hard to follow
    Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow
    [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
    Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and you (Nope)
    With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
    Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
    'Cause this is Final Fantasy!
    Not even close!
    [Verse 2: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
    So I’m looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
    Do I know him?
    He's my best friend!
    Hashtag blessed
    Well, actually, he's evil, it was just a facade
    Now he's my arch enemy
    Oh my fucking god!
    Now we are traveling to Hollow Bastion we go
    Run into Riku, oh no!
    Possessed by Ansem and so
    He's after Princess Kairi
    And then I really try to be
    A hero so I die to free
    Her heart that's deep inside of me
    [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
    Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi
    Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
    Are you some kind of buccaneer?
    If you died, how are you here?
    Please kill me with the nearest spear!
    Oh, I'll clear it up
    [Verse 3: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
    So I turned into a Heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
    We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
    Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
    As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower
    What is Kingdom Hearts?
    It's a door and also a moon
    But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
    Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
    But it opens and he melts from all the goodness
    That's tough!
    Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
    But it was filled with light and stuff
    It's better not to ask
    Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
    And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions, please!
    [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
    My god, this plot is all that I can take
    I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
    But I must swallow all the hate
    I give up this is my fate
    As host of Talking Video Games
    The ratings are in... show's cancelled
    Tits! Fuck yes! I mean... no! Oh no!

  • Memphis Blue Toy Reviews

    If you died, how are you here?

  • Collin Williams
    Collin Williams 15 giorni fa

    jerk off into pancakes? Now I've heard everything lol

  • Shika Maru
    Shika Maru 16 giorni fa

    Sora has come down with a case of SA2 Bad Sound Mixing so he's constantly stopping and starting. Please forgive his confusing story.

  • Ilyes Dali-Ahmed
    Ilyes Dali-Ahmed 16 giorni fa

    Show's cancelled? This is sequilitis all over again...

  • Justine Higerd
    Justine Higerd 16 giorni fa

    Is Brian Walters the guy that voices Sora?

  • Toni Kensa
    Toni Kensa 17 giorni fa

    It's not that bad, but Arin's voice modulation is difficult to listen to.

  • RoJay JamedGo
    RoJay JamedGo 17 giorni fa +1

    This song came right after The simple plot of metal gear solid.

    youtube did good

  • Sp00ky
    Sp00ky 18 giorni fa

    Fucking sick.

  • SeriousStoners
    SeriousStoners 18 giorni fa

    Ohhh MY GOD, YES!

  • Kacper Kochanowicz
    Kacper Kochanowicz 19 giorni fa

    2:32 relatable.

  • Moogle 13
    Moogle 13 22 giorni fa

    This is awesome. This is my life.

  • Jerry Alexis De Jesús López

    I need an animation for this

  • Dawn Bray
    Dawn Bray 22 giorni fa +1

    *what exactly the fuck*

  • The Gamegineers
    The Gamegineers 22 giorni fa +1

    "I want to cry and jerk off into pancakes"
    We all do Danny. We all do.

  • Fuma Haru
    Fuma Haru 23 giorni fa +1

    "Tits! Fuck yes! Wait I mean noooo oh noooooo..."

  • Memphis Blue Toy Reviews

    What exactly the fuck?

  • zippy
    zippy 25 giorni fa +1

    I still don’t get Kingdom Hearts

  • Ironpanda
    Ironpanda 26 giorni fa

    Next simple plot should be the .hack games. Such a simple plot it only takes four full games and an anime to tell one story

  • Lunar Liam Productions
    Lunar Liam Productions 26 giorni fa +1

    Turns out the show was cancelled do to the horrible host who wouldn’t change the topic and harassed the guests.

  • GRK FUNN
    GRK FUNN 27 giorni fa

    Sora: oh no no no no we’re not even close to done

  • Lolbit the Fox
    Lolbit the Fox 28 giorni fa +1

    Watch this video on 2x

  • Storm Dankers
    Storm Dankers Mese fa

    The comedy feels forced here compared to the other two

  • solanceDarkMOW
    solanceDarkMOW Mese fa

    I can picture Uricsaladbar animating this like the hypothetical dictator video so clearly.
    here's to hope

  • Brozboy
    Brozboy Mese fa

    Is it Arin who voices Sora? Or is it someone else?

  • Michelle chan
    Michelle chan Mese fa

    TITS, FUCK YES! Brilljant...

  • Andrew S
    Andrew S Mese fa

    I love this song so much and I keep putting it on repeat

  • MerkTheDerk 35
    MerkTheDerk 35 Mese fa

    Sounds like a parapa the rapper song

  • Caifabe
    Caifabe Mese fa

    I kinda want Dan to play Kingdom Hearts on his own sometime without Arin's negative opinions on the game influencing his experience. Let him form his own opinion, if he likes it or not. It'd be cool to hear Dan's accurate, independent opinion on the series.

  • Caifabe
    Caifabe Mese fa

    The sad part is this really is the simplest Kingdom Hearts game in terms of plot.

  • Navee White
    Navee White Mese fa

    This NEEDS to be animated

  • Dragon034
    Dragon034 Mese fa

    Oh my god they did it.

  • Jangmo-o the Warrior

    Sora: But you haven't meet my friends yet!

  • Star Glitter Glow
    Star Glitter Glow Mese fa +1

    Sora: I use a magic key sword to save disney worlds!
    Arin: Wait, wha-*show ends*

  • Madeline Fahey
    Madeline Fahey Mese fa

    This one has the best Dan chorus of the three imo!

  • Arctic5
    Arctic5 Mese fa

    “I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes”
    Wow.

  • Subiugetur
    Subiugetur Mese fa +2

    Wow i’m really looking forward for an good animation of this song!

  • First-name Last-Name :D

    Here's an ACTURATE version of the plot:
    Everyone is Sora. The end. Go home.

  • WarDragonOfTheLight

    "But wait. Cause we get into time travel."

  • Joshua Levin
    Joshua Levin Mese fa +1

    Hi I’m Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 2. My story is quite simple to understand...

  • Lukkas Suhn
    Lukkas Suhn Mese fa +1

    Saving a Disney and Final Fantasy mashed together in a multiverse under attack by heartless bastards

  • king charles
    king charles Mese fa

    i love how at this point dans given up and hes started asking about the game rather than trying to stop sora

  • SwordBrothers
    SwordBrothers Mese fa

    This is great!
    I can't wait for a music video.

  • Cristian Axxxxel

    Fuck this is so funking groovy

  • Glace Kirb
    Glace Kirb Mese fa

    This man probably has Stockholm syndrome from Snake, Cloud, and Sora.

  • the Blankster
    the Blankster Mese fa +1

    Next simple plot episode can we get the soulsborne games

  • SJOlson O
    SJOlson O Mese fa

    I totally forgot this album was out. So I went to ITunes to buy some music and I was craving some Starbomb songs. And I saw a new album was out and I didn’t know that this song was in there. And I looked and I saw “The Simple Plot” and I instantly bought it without hesitation. I didn’t know what it sounded like before, but now it’s one of my favorite songs of all time. Easily beating all rock songs that I know of.

  • Shygalsadie
    Shygalsadie Mese fa

    kingdom hgearts plot can be simplified "HI I'm sora, and I run around with disney characters to put a key in holes, and save disney worlds

  • Samuel Martinez
    Samuel Martinez Mese fa +2

    Can’t wait till someone animates this🤩🤩

  • nat2coop
    nat2coop Mese fa

    This is incredible but now we need a video to go with it. You know seeing Sora singing these while showing what he is talking about or something like that

  • SyrupCartel
    SyrupCartel Mese fa

    Damn, Danny has a great voice

  • The Banjo Order
    The Banjo Order 2 mesi fa

    plot twist there is no simple way to explain kingdom hearts

  • spongebobhamsterpant
    spongebobhamsterpant 2 mesi fa +2

    Please tell me there is a video in the works

  • CountdownSmiles
    CountdownSmiles 2 mesi fa

    This should have been three times longer

  • Judy Gilmore
    Judy Gilmore 2 mesi fa

    My god, this plot is all that I can take
    I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
    LOL P.S Just Dont Want To My Acc SO I USING MY MUMS ACC

  • WildSkater
    WildSkater 2 mesi fa +1

    i was just about to say "oh i cant wait for an animation of this, and also kingdom hearts 2 simple plot, and ect" then i hear "the show is cancelled" and im like "ah XD"

  • Pummel Weed
    Pummel Weed 2 mesi fa +1

    Arin, the door leads to Kingdom Hearts, they say in the game multiple times that the door LEADS to it

  • Kartoon Madness/ KKOMIC'S

    I slowed down the simple plot of metal gear and when sora appeared and he pulled out the gun and fired the gun was facing Arin so how is her still alive that was straight suicide

  • Bleach King
    Bleach King 2 mesi fa

    Why does Sora sound like a fucking ninja turtle

  • Anti Theist
    Anti Theist 2 mesi fa

    Would've been funnier if Sora had tried to keep things simple, but his friends kept making things more complicated just to fuck with him and Arin.

  • xxOMGITZZ KillionairXDxx

    sounds like a jojos song

  • Jack Frost
    Jack Frost 2 mesi fa +1

    Time to show you fools how a real pimp sums up the plot of the Kingdom Hearts series in a single sentence. 1. 2. 3! Here we go!
    *Boy kills dark monsters with a big key whilst dog Captain America and wizard duck who won't heal him, 'help'.*

  • some guy called drawkill

    This needs to be animated

  • William Reedy
    William Reedy 2 mesi fa

    I'm going to die without an animation.

  • Selena
    Selena 2 mesi fa

    Super cringey. LOL
    I stopped and gave up on KH after BBS. Plot was too confusing.

    • Iasagi Strife
      Iasagi Strife 2 mesi fa

      A guy wanted to see the future so he gave a sword with that ability to his student who passed it down,the student took over people's bodies till one-day it found someone who would start a war, this war and the power it gave off would create a ultimate magical sword in order to make all the dark vessels required the current owner of that magical blade makes 11 horcrux (spelling is possibly wrong my apologies) he travels back and recruits his youngerself to join him and set up events that will lead to the said War, turns out the guy that wanted to start it only wanted to reset the universe so noone with evil intentions existed and humanity got a second chance(heavily simplified but this is basically a outline of the entire story xD my apologies for lack of punctuation it's 3am here)

  • Abe Pika
    Abe Pika 2 mesi fa

    This is dope. Just as good as the other ones.