The Simple Plot of Kingdom Hearts

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  • Wild Fang Punk
    Wild Fang Punk 5 ore fa

    Barry would be proud

  • SuperSylar
    SuperSylar 5 ore fa

    Lyrics here guys!!
    -Uuuurgh, hello and welcome to what I pray Is the final episode of talking video games...
    *clapping*
    -Don't, don't clap for their asses... Today our topic, like always Is games with simple plots.
    (Hi, i'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts)
    No, you shut your mouth! I’m starting wtih our other guests first. Guests, please tell us your name and the simple plot of your game.
    -Hey, I'm the cast of Marganoid And as far as I can tell , I'm a tube and a ball bounces off me.
    *clapping*
    -I'm Miss Pacman, I'm Pacman with a bow!
    *clapping*
    -Okay Sora, did you see how it's done? Tell me the plot of your game, real simple. Just like that.
    -You got it! (Cue the music!)
    -NO DON’T CUE THE MUSIC!!!
    Kairi washes up on the shore
    Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
    Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
    Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
    I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
    I'll tell you later buddy, I'm already off to the races
    I'm now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
    From the Disney movies?
    Yes!
    What exactly the fuck?
    I'm a keyblade wielder and they need my ability
    Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
    This is not making sense
    It's a little hard to follow
    Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow
    Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and You (Nope)
    With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
    Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
    Cause this is Final Fantasy! (Not even close)
    So I'm looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
    Do I know him?
    He's my best friend!
    Hashtag blessed
    Well actually he's evil it was just a facade
    Now he's my arch enemy
    Oh my fucking god!
    Now we are travelling to Hollow Bastion we go
    Run into Riku, OH NO! possessed by Ansem and so
    He's after Princess Kairi
    And then I really try to be
    A hero so I die to free
    Her heart that's deep inside of me
    Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi?
    Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
    Are you some kind of buccaneer?
    If you died how are you here?
    Please kill me with the nearest spear! (Oh I'll clear it up)
    So I turned into a heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
    We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
    Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
    As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower
    What is Kingdom Hearts?
    It's a door and also a moon
    But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
    Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
    But it opens and he melts from all the goodness
    That's tough!
    Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
    But it was filled with light and stuff?
    It's better not to ask.
    Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
    And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions please!
    My god this plot is all that I can take
    I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
    But I must swallow all the hate
    I give up this is my fate
    As host of Talking Video Games
    -The ratings are in. The show's cancelled
    -TITS, FUCK YES! I mean, no, oh no...

  • Raven the Dragon
    Raven the Dragon 9 ore fa

    No simple plot of fnaf it seems :(

  • KathisEvoli
    KathisEvoli 15 ore fa

    Who needs a complicated story video about Kingdom Hearts?

  • Spark li
    Spark li Giorno fa

    The simple plot of persona 5

  • yogi bear
    yogi bear Giorno fa

    W H A T E X A C T L Y T H E F U C K ?

  • H. Wildheart
    H. Wildheart Giorno fa

    I feel like Dan was genuinely confused as to why Goofy and Donald are in the game. God knows I was

  • Jamie Paxton
    Jamie Paxton Giorno fa

    Sora oh and I have some friends who have a simple plot 😉😉😉

  • [GC] D4rk3R
    [GC] D4rk3R 2 giorni fa

    Someone has to animate this

  • GauzyGlue 143220
    GauzyGlue 143220 2 giorni fa

    So... When will we get an animated video of this? It has to happen!!

  • mister exclamation mark

    You guys forgot joker from persona 5

  • Dominic Garges
    Dominic Garges 3 giorni fa

    2:53
    When I finally beat Manus in Dark Souls

  • DOUBLE AA
    DOUBLE AA 3 giorni fa

    I love the song i just wish it was last like tradition

  • Colby Allen
    Colby Allen 3 giorni fa

    Wouldn't it be adventurous to do the whole series for one of these?

  • Bossplayer 01
    Bossplayer 01 3 giorni fa +1

    Why is he excited it’s over? Because now he has no job!

  • Nicholas Flanagan
    Nicholas Flanagan 3 giorni fa

    Yesss

  • RoaringChaos
    RoaringChaos 3 giorni fa

    finally i'll hoped for this video since the Simple Plot of Final Fantasy 7 song

  • Josh YT
    Josh YT 3 giorni fa

    WE NEED A MUSIC VIDEO NOW

  • Heya its me Raven
    Heya its me Raven 3 giorni fa

    It’s final fantasy 😂😂😂

  • Ask Master
    Ask Master 4 giorni fa +2

    Lyrics
    Kairi washes up on the shore
    Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
    Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
    Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
    I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
    I'll tell you later buddy, I'm already off to the races
    I'm now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
    From the Disney movies?
    Yes!
    What exactly the fuck?
    I'm a keyblade wielder and they need my ability
    Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
    This is not making sense
    It's a little hard to follow
    Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow
    Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and You (Nope)
    With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
    Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
    Cause this is Final Fantasy! (Not even close)
    So I'm looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
    Do I know him?
    He's my best friend!
    Hashtag blessed
    Well actually he's evil it was just a facade
    Now he's my arch enemy
    Oh my fucking god!
    Now we are travelling to Hollow Bastion we go
    Run into Riku, OH NO! possessed by Ansem and so
    He's after Princess Kairi
    And then I really try to be
    A hero so I die to free
    Her heart that's deep inside of me
    Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi?
    Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
    Are you some kind of buccaneer?
    If you died how are you here?
    Please kill me with the nearest spear! (Oh I'll clear it up)
    So I turned into a heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
    We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
    Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
    As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower
    What is Kingdom Hearts?
    It's a door and also a moon
    But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
    Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
    But it opens and he melts from all the goodness
    That's tough!
    Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
    But it was filled with light and stuff?
    It's better not to ask.
    Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
    And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions please!
    My god this plot is all that I can take
    I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
    But I must swallow all the hate
    I give up this is my fate
    As host of Talking Video Games

  • SuperSenshi
    SuperSenshi 4 giorni fa

    Hi, I'm Link from "The Hyrule Fantasy: The Legend of Zelda". I have to find eight golden triangles to save a princess from a giant pigman.

  • Oliver Bohan
    Oliver Bohan 5 giorni fa

    "i want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes"
    This is the kind of music i live for xD

  • The gaming keyblade
    The gaming keyblade 5 giorni fa

    "It's a door and also a moon but there's another one and it's a moon but not like the first moon"
    Now this is accurate

  • XSlash TV
    XSlash TV 5 giorni fa

    0:39 Persona 6 battle theme

  • KirbyKips
    KirbyKips 5 giorni fa

    Imagine if this song covered ever game in the current saga...this is only the FIRST game...
    It would be so much longer.

  • KirbyKips
    KirbyKips 5 giorni fa

    I waited SO LONG for this

  • XSlash TV
    XSlash TV 5 giorni fa

    2:53 when you get suspended from school

  • Zachary Lowe
    Zachary Lowe 6 giorni fa

    "I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes" Bro that killed me XD

  • Patty Roloff
    Patty Roloff 7 giorni fa

    In short, the story does whatever it wants

  • The Last Samurai
    The Last Samurai 7 giorni fa

    Is it just me, or do the first set of beats sound like the first few from crazy noisy bizarre town

  • Khari Owens
    Khari Owens 7 giorni fa

    "Are you some kind of fucking Nier???
    If you die how are you here?!?!"

    Does this hint at a future episode with Nier lol

  • Shadow Blade652
    Shadow Blade652 8 giorni fa +1

    Someone seriously needs to animate this please

  • No U Reviews
    No U Reviews 9 giorni fa

    Why is sora talking like he has a golfball is each cheek?

  • Scout Used Bonk!
    Scout Used Bonk! 9 giorni fa

    Oh, my God, yes! This is right now my favourite in the third album.

  • Not a Man Studios
    Not a Man Studios 9 giorni fa

    the voice filter sounds so fucking bad

  • Brennan Perry
    Brennan Perry 11 giorni fa

    How dare this not be the last song in the album.

  • oliwer jepsen
    oliwer jepsen 11 giorni fa

    ''The ratings are in. The shows canceled''

  • oliwer jepsen
    oliwer jepsen 11 giorni fa

    Sora: i'm now in Travers Town with Goofy and Donald Duck.
    Arin: from the disney movies?
    Sora: yes
    Arin: what exactly the fuck.

    • Brady
      Brady 10 giorni fa

      oliwer jepsen that’s actually Danny, not Arin. Arin’s doing Sora’s voice.

  • BaronParadox
    BaronParadox 11 giorni fa

    "TITS! FUCK YES!... I mean no.... Oh no...."

  • BlackX334 GMGF
    BlackX334 GMGF 11 giorni fa

    What other games are as complicated as kingdom hearts as a whole

  • LOLtz1
    LOLtz1 11 giorni fa

    I love the part where he says kingdom hearts is a door, but also a moon, but a different moon not like the first one. This just shows how crazy the plot line has become

  • William Loehr
    William Loehr 11 giorni fa

    It's a door and also a moon but theres another one and it's a moonbutnotlikethefirstmoon

  • Coffee
    Coffee 12 giorni fa +1

    "I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes!"
    Goro Akechi wants to know your location.

  • Oven Mclovin
    Oven Mclovin 12 giorni fa

    They finally fucking made it

  • Muffin The Guildmaster
    Muffin The Guildmaster 13 giorni fa

    We have waited a long time for this

  • Brandon Renner
    Brandon Renner 13 giorni fa

    This might come off as nitpicky but why does Sora call Riku his "arch-nemesis" ? They're enemies for one game fam, and it wasn't a "facade" that they were BFFs. lol The punchline is that the host is the one misunderstanding the confusing plot, not the main character lol

    • Brandon Renner
      Brandon Renner 4 giorni fa

      +ThatCloudGuy Riku never pretended to be friends with Sora though that's all I meant

      quite frankly though after how he ends up in 3 I kind of wish he did stay a villain. lol

    • ThatCloudGuy
      ThatCloudGuy 4 giorni fa

      In KH1 for the majority, Riku really was.

  • slashermaster28
    slashermaster28 15 giorni fa

    I love how the host is actually asking questions instead of trying to stop him like the others?

  • John StienBec
    John StienBec 15 giorni fa

    well, if this is the last episode, i guess its a dissapointmet that well never see them cover the simplest game ever:
    homestuck

  • Keith Pillsbury
    Keith Pillsbury 15 giorni fa +1

    Is "The Simple Plot of Blazblue" next?

  • kdawg715 skeet skeet
    kdawg715 skeet skeet 16 giorni fa +1

    Sora: i kill heartless
    Dan: wait no song
    Sora: yes no song
    Dan: my god my prayers have been answered

  • Jaime García García
    Jaime García García 16 giorni fa

    I need to see this animated

  • Sniper X42
    Sniper X42 16 giorni fa +1

    Please animate this!!!°^°

  • Nick The Owl
    Nick The Owl 16 giorni fa

    I want this animated

  • Fuujin2Raijin
    Fuujin2Raijin 17 giorni fa

    where is the animation for this? EGO get to work

  • crystalbear 666
    crystalbear 666 17 giorni fa

    The beat is amazing

  • Mr. DevilJoe
    Mr. DevilJoe 17 giorni fa +1

    “I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes!” Well... that caught me off guard.

  • The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask

    The Simple Plot of __________ (4) or riot

  • nightfox
    nightfox 17 giorni fa

    Yeeesss xD

  • Ore Sama
    Ore Sama 17 giorni fa

    this is why it took 3 years to be completed a third album

  • CJ R
    CJ R 18 giorni fa

    Huh? I don't get this.

  • Draven Bear
    Draven Bear 18 giorni fa

    I love how the asks questions in this one but the others is like “please...please shut up”

  • Eric Lecarde
    Eric Lecarde 18 giorni fa

    "Jerk off into some pancakes"
    Oh no...
    Do you have any idea what you've done?
    You've summoned... THEM

  • Jose Garcia
    Jose Garcia 18 giorni fa

    Some ask Egoraptor, or any of you to animate this XD (If he did, forget what I said)

  • YEET MEAT
    YEET MEAT 18 giorni fa

    Does Arin voice Sora? If he does they must be using a voice changer

  • Salt king
    Salt king 18 giorni fa

    Why does it make me so irrationally sad knowing that this is the last simple plot song?

  • Blaque Link
    Blaque Link 19 giorni fa

    The 94 dislikes are nobody: nobody hates this video. Everybody loves it.

  • Blaque Link
    Blaque Link 19 giorni fa

    The 94 people dislikes are heartless

  • Eroraf86
    Eroraf86 19 giorni fa

    Metal Gear Solid was, IMHO, far-and-away the best Simple Plot. Can't decide yet how this one ranks compared to Final Fantasy VII.

  • Ellie Chapman
    Ellie Chapman 20 giorni fa

    "It is also a moon but not like the first moon" will always be the best line in this awesome song

  • John Howard
    John Howard 20 giorni fa

    PLEASE ANIMATE THIS

  • Hamed Rishehri
    Hamed Rishehri 20 giorni fa

    Simple plot of byonetta ?

  • TheGamerFoot
    TheGamerFoot 20 giorni fa +2

    "The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts"
    Kairi washes up on the shore
    Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
    Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
    Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
    I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
    I'll tell you later buddy, I'm already off to the races
    I'm now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
    From the Disney movies?
    Yes!
    What exactly the fuck?
    I'm a keyblade wielder and they need my ability
    Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
    This is not making sense
    It's a little hard to follow
    Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow
    Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and You (Nope)
    With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
    Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
    Cause this is Final Fantasy! (Not even close)
    So I'm looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
    Do I know him?
    He's my best friend!
    Hashtag blessed
    Well actually he's evil it was just a facade
    Now he's my arch enemy
    Oh my fucking god!
    Now we are travelling to Hollow Bastion we go
    Run into Riku, OH NO! possessed by Ansem and so
    He's after Princess Kairi
    And then I really try to be
    A hero so I die to free
    Her heart that's deep inside of me
    Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi?
    Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
    Are you some kind of buccaneer?
    If you died how are you here?
    Please kill me with the nearest spear! (Oh I'll clear it up)
    So I turned into a heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
    We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
    Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
    As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower
    What is Kingdom Hearts?
    It's a door and also a moon
    But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
    Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
    But it opens and he melts from all the goodness
    That's tough!
    Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
    But it was filled with light and stuff?
    It's better not to ask.
    Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
    And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions please!
    My god this plot is all that I can take
    I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
    But I must swallow all the hate
    I give up this is my fate
    As host of Talking Video Games

  • Lannister
    Lannister 20 giorni fa

    Lyrics maybe ? :)

  • Rinate Meto
    Rinate Meto 20 giorni fa

    1.75x speed. . . Can you say Hard mode?

  • Miranda Jones
    Miranda Jones 20 giorni fa

    My favorite song so far from Tryforce

  • Liam Brown
    Liam Brown 21 giorno fa

    Don't... don't clap for their asses.

  • Legion
    Legion 21 giorno fa +3

    I'm slightly disappointed they didn't try to cover the entire series

  • Robin French
    Robin French 21 giorno fa

    TITS! FUCK YES!

  • Ether Pump
    Ether Pump 21 giorno fa

    0:38

  • OJ Smallz
    OJ Smallz 21 giorno fa

    The Simple Plot of Final Gear Hearts IIIXV 0.2 ReMIX+: The Phantom Guns of Birth By Patriots/2 Days

  • Aaron Amethyst
    Aaron Amethyst 21 giorno fa

    Man, remember when people used to post the lyrics in youtube comments?

  • Sir Bah A Lot
    Sir Bah A Lot 21 giorno fa

    What is the simple plot of Kingdom Hearts?
    Wrong answers only.

  • Mariana Mora
    Mariana Mora 21 giorno fa

    All things considered this is one of the most concise summaries of kingdom hearts. Good thing this show wasn't called the "Simple Plot of Video game franchises"

  • ScrubBob
    ScrubBob 21 giorno fa

    0:37

  • Vfox909 909
    Vfox909 909 22 giorni fa

    I don't like kingdom Hearts probly cause I don't know anyone who played it yet but I will give it a chance buuuutttt this song was awesome

  • Generic Lets Play Watcher And Stupendium Fanboy

    weve come full circle...

  • Rinate Meto
    Rinate Meto 22 giorni fa

    It sounds like shadyvox is the voice of Sora, and I'm okay with that

  • Fred Pertrench
    Fred Pertrench 22 giorni fa

    Google translate version:
    Profile: Danny Sexbang, Egohptor]
    Um... Hey, I accept the recommendations of the game finals. Ť
    I'm very proud
    error! Please do not eat food.
    Today, our theme is usually based on a simple timeline.
    She is the lord of this country
    error! You want to save the moon! Let's start with other guests!
    Please tell us your name and game overview.
    Oh, as far as I know, I have a pipe, I have an alkanone cabin, and a ball attracts me.
    I'm very proud
    I am the mother of the park party! I am a pacman with a bow!
    I'm very proud
    Very good, what do you think? Yes, of course your schedule
    you have one! Vote for music!
    No music!
    [Section 1: Egoraptor, Danny Setsbang]
    Kerry wakes up on the boat
    Don't forget to put it in the box
    Then the last soul came out of the war
    For small animals, this takes 4 hours.
    I am lost, who are these people and these places?
    Will come
    Now I am at Hoff, Donald Duck and Trabdon.
    From Disney movies?
    and so!
    What is it really?
    This is a very important magazine and I need my skills.
    Magical world
    He is not shameful
    This is a small wedding
    Everything is in the cave
    [Country: Danny Sexbang, Egopter]
    Let me do it now, Mickey Mouse and you (no).
    Protect everything with all Frezlos Frit
    Now your job is to cut some keys.
    This is the last fantasy! (not now)
    [2. Form: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
    So when I saw it, I saw Rick.
    I know
    This is my best friend!
    The fire was saved
    This is really bad.
    My fire
    God, God!
    Now we go to the empty fortress
    Go to the river, no! Owner, etc.
    He went to Princess Carey.
    Then I
    This is a hero, you can die freely
    Internal and internal
    [Country: Danny Sexbang, Egopter]
    Please tell me why your breath will be bitten
    If you have a noble bear, why is the princess a man?
    Is he an artist?
    Why are you here when you die?
    I would say! (Oh, I will do this)
    [Section 3: Egoraptor, Danny Setsbang]
    So I made myself sad, and Keira resigned.
    We ran to the end of the world, a very dark place.
    Ansem took us when his plan went to bed.
    Everyone will be happy because God’s heart will understand everyone
    what?
    This animal and the moon
    It is still a moon, but I don't think it is a moon.
    In any case, I think the spirit is the center of the empire.
    But it did all the steps.
    pessimistic!
    Then we will take it away immediately.
    But is this light and moving?
    Better question
    The doors on both sides have a large black bracket and Mickey Mouse
    This is the basis of my game! I have no problem.
    [Country: Danny Sexbang, Egopter]
    This photo is God
    I want to write and move pictures
    But I have to hide every question.
    I said this is my eyes.
    Video conferencing as a computer game
    Display symbol
    Titten! and so! I do not think so! error!

  • Dylan Dickens
    Dylan Dickens 23 giorni fa +2

    Felt like Sora was the nicest one out of the other videos.

  • Xakhary Abercrombie
    Xakhary Abercrombie 23 giorni fa

    Wonder how long until roxas comes in the comment section and starts correcting people about this

  • Huey
    Huey 23 giorni fa +1

    Ironically, that was a pretty simple explanation of the first Kingdom Hearts, all things considered

  • Sweden Strikes Back
    Sweden Strikes Back 23 giorni fa

    Ngl, this is probably the weakest of the trilogy...

  • The_EXxtra
    The_EXxtra 23 giorni fa

    Like how the album art is inspired by tatsunoku stuff

  • Roxanne Jones
    Roxanne Jones 23 giorni fa

    I cant wait for a music video

  • Nathan Williamson
    Nathan Williamson 23 giorni fa

    I love how this one is as wholesome as Kingdom Hearts the series.

  • Just Defender
    Just Defender 23 giorni fa

    And now we wait grinning for the animation(s)

  • Starkill8
    Starkill8 23 giorni fa

    And now we wait for the animation.

  • kingdomkeycrafter
    kingdomkeycrafter 23 giorni fa

    As a Kingdom Hearts fan, this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever listened to!

  • João Luiz Borba Lima
    João Luiz Borba Lima 24 giorni fa

    Imagine the host watching to Game of Thrones LOL
    The end of the animated video could be the host getting home after the show's cancellation and turning on the TV and then GoT is on hahaha

  • Maxori Gaming!
    Maxori Gaming! 24 giorni fa

    0:40 where the song begins.