The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • Pubblicato il 10 gen 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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Commenti • 7 177

  • George Hayduke
    George Hayduke 2 ore fa


  • Jupiter MacWillow

    Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.

  • Rob Halpin
    Rob Halpin 3 ore fa

    What did he say ?

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius 3 ore fa

    Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)

  • OG Deadeye
    OG Deadeye 3 ore fa +1

    ‘Say what we say or we will make you regret it’. That’s what PC culture has become now. They had another word for that in the 1930’s though, fascism.

  • EvilMIST
    EvilMIST 3 ore fa

    Was a great gay joke for sure. Loved it.

  • Zane Thurman
    Zane Thurman 3 ore fa

    Poor Kevin being forced to apologize over and over again. Gave a great answer to Stephen.

  • kardentyrell
    kardentyrell 3 ore fa

    Bill Burr hosting the oscars, I want to see that.

  • Cracker Jack
    Cracker Jack 3 ore fa

    Why would he apologize for something that doesn't matter or was never an issue?

  • Ben Dover
    Ben Dover 3 ore fa

    Damn Faggs

  • Logan Lion
    Logan Lion 3 ore fa

    That was good

  • Jimmy Logan
    Jimmy Logan 4 ore fa

    Give this man an Oscar 😂😂

  • Nathan Harkins
    Nathan Harkins 4 ore fa

    As long as it’s not Jimmy Kimmel, I’m okay…

  • John Perkins
    John Perkins 4 ore fa

    His theme music walking in sounded an awful lot like Martin’s theme music.

  • Max Jerry Horowitz
    Max Jerry Horowitz 4 ore fa +1

    Give them a little fame and fortune and they become homophobic racists.

  • Gavin Ramjaun
    Gavin Ramjaun 4 ore fa

    Kevin Hart would be phenom. He's paid his dues now...

  • Leon Phelps
    Leon Phelps 4 ore fa

    We're living in a society where if you're a man and you don't wanna have sex with another man then you're HOMOPHOBIC AND SHOULD LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR...... the gays are like a scrawny kid who hates Bullies because he was bullied but then hit the gym gain some muscles and now he's bullying any and everyone who doesn't share the same views....

  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump 5 ore fa +1

    I knew it from very beginning that the moment that #LGBT community will get power they will bully people.

  • Adam Hellyer
    Adam Hellyer 5 ore fa

    Love Kevin. Good attitude

  • IsaacS2010
    IsaacS2010 5 ore fa

    Much respect to Kevin for how he handled this. Colbert pressed him a little too far as far as I am concerned. Kevin was class right here.

  • Jimmy Sivu
    Jimmy Sivu 5 ore fa

    Stephen Colbert is not a nice guy

  • James Filloramo
    James Filloramo 5 ore fa

    How about actually apologizing for your homophobia instead of beating around the bush and playing the victim for losing a job? He can be over it if he wants but I hope that it continues to linger over his career. He never apologized, he complained about apologizing

  • Tutu Tutu
    Tutu Tutu 6 ore fa

    Was it cringy?

  • Tutu Tutu
    Tutu Tutu 6 ore fa

    Why's Kevin Hart's not Ant man?

  • Giles alakija
    Giles alakija 6 ore fa


  • Kyle F
    Kyle F 6 ore fa

    It's Meryl not "Merle", Kevin.

  • khaled s
    khaled s 6 ore fa

    The same way you have the right to be gay, I have the right to hate your guts. I won't follow you down the street and stab your heart out just because you're gay, you will find your punishment ahead of you in the judgment day, with that being said i will not let you shove your bull shit and mental illness down my throat. And that's that.

  • Steven Uzoukwu
    Steven Uzoukwu 6 ore fa

    The Oscars missed out on one hell of a host/performance from Kev. Good job guys, wont watch it anyways lol

  • javier gonzalez
    javier gonzalez 6 ore fa

    Surprised nobody was offended by the "some guy asking for spare changes" joke Colbert told

  • Google User
    Google User 7 ore fa +1


  • Clayton Humphrey
    Clayton Humphrey 7 ore fa

    I’m gay. I support Kevin Hart, and I think his stance is mature and is what America needs in these overly sensitive times.

  • 100Moral
    100Moral 7 ore fa +1

    the oscares are full of Homosexual trigered people? i dont get it o.0

  • tracy gilson
    tracy gilson 7 ore fa

    Geez Stephen..... what’s happened to you?

  • Anthony Seward
    Anthony Seward 7 ore fa

    They did not just bite off of Martin's opening theme song to replace it with Kevin's name... wow

  • Zeeshan Aftab
    Zeeshan Aftab 8 ore fa

    if only actions were taken on more serious issues... America, Seriously? 😂

  • Dionne Townsend
    Dionne Townsend 8 ore fa

    Love Kevin

  • Bailey Bailey
    Bailey Bailey 8 ore fa

    Now a days folks are so sensitive and soft, you cant even have an opinion or even a thought that you can express without offending someones feelings. whatever happened to the good old days where I can just express myself say what I need to say and move on and folks wasn't so sensitive and soft this is why this world's going to hell in a handbag everybody wants to be right everybody wants to be politically correct everybody wants their opinions heard and no one wants their feelings hurt and everybody wants their life to be fair everybody wants the world to be fair everybody wants things to be equal and balanced the trying to create this Utopia but the shoetopia is f****** chaos and murderous I'm dangerous no hope.

  • Carri's 3RingCircus

    Saw the Up Side this Weekend.. 2 thumbs up🖒👍Perfection.. Js

  • John Smith
    John Smith 8 ore fa

    If you're not Kevin Hart, you can say: "It was 10 years ago, let it go" or "He apologised for it already hundreds of times, so that's enough" or "Leave Kevin alone, he's a human being" and anything else.
    If you are Kevin Hart, you can't say: "I apologised for it already" or "I'm done apologising" or "It was 10 years ago and I have apologised already" or "How many times do I have apologise" or
    "OK I'm sorry, happy now?" or "I am sorry for the homophobic comments I made in the past. I was wrong to have said those things, and they do not reflect my values now. Thank you for hearing my final apology that I am making about the homophobic comments I made 10 years ago."
    Get my drift?

  • Mattia J
    Mattia J 8 ore fa

    Dat Patek though...

  • astone1100
    astone1100 9 ore fa

    The whole gay thing is gone too far. It used to be do ur business in the bedroom. Whatever. Now its in our face. Men in drag. Its like wait this is not normal bx

  • matt darbyshire
    matt darbyshire 9 ore fa

    Why hasn't colbert being attacked for comparing denzel as a homeless man begging for change behind a winn dixie? That's RACIST

  • matt darbyshire
    matt darbyshire 9 ore fa

    He should apologize for being the worlds tallest midget

  • ZR1 LT5 Chris
    ZR1 LT5 Chris 10 ore fa

    Happy I don’t have to give a shit what the LGBTQ or whatever initials they are or have added thinks.

  • Jake Smith
    Jake Smith 11 ore fa

    Good on Kevin, man

  • Z Terke
    Z Terke 11 ore fa

    "am ovet it"

  • Maddy D
    Maddy D 11 ore fa

    Used to love Kevin until he showed how much of a garbage person he is. After cheating on his wife he basically said it's hard being famous and that's why he cheated. Then he says he apologized for jokes and tweets, which nobody can find. He could have actually apologized and become an ally but he hasn't. Now he's playing the victim of his own action/inaction.

  • Silver Swan Productions

    Stephen Colbert would be a dive of a host because his got no heat baby !

  • ThAt WaY
    ThAt WaY 12 ore fa

    If you don’t like Kevin Hart you’re GAY

  • karl jonson
    karl jonson 12 ore fa

    If Kevin was white he would've never come here again. I'm just being honest

  • Stephyfra 12
    Stephyfra 12 12 ore fa

    He let the haters win by not hosting.

  • Luke Sherman
    Luke Sherman 13 ore fa

    “That’s not Denzel Washington! That was some guy asking for change behind the wind Dixie”- Stephen Colbert

  • Luke Sherman
    Luke Sherman 13 ore fa

    Wow. Colbert’s a cop all of the sudden.

  • MrWadeBarrett
    MrWadeBarrett 13 ore fa

    5:10 for the title content

  • MrWadeBarrett
    MrWadeBarrett 13 ore fa

    "I dont want to talk about this"
    Interviewer keeps asking the same question
    cmon bruh

  • Cathleen Luce
    Cathleen Luce 13 ore fa

    I love ❤️ you Kevin!!!! Thank you for being the happiness in my home! My lil’ girl loved your movie & it brought true meaning of life! Your a true human & man! You don’t need to try to pleazzzze us🥰

  • Sanjeev CK
    Sanjeev CK 13 ore fa

    that's right! Stand your ground against snowflakes!

  • jesper jørgensen
    jesper jørgensen 13 ore fa

    "im true and honest" but hides the endless cheating on his pregnant wife? i love his stand-up and movies but stop saying bullshit if you were true, u would't try and hide that shit

  • Oscar Morei
    Oscar Morei 14 ore fa

    Drake should host

  • Sr. Chiqi Tibum
    Sr. Chiqi Tibum 14 ore fa

    Hadn’t seen him in a while. Colbert has really turned into an ass

  • Leonel Amiel
    Leonel Amiel 14 ore fa

    He look fresh

  • Vishal Yendrembam
    Vishal Yendrembam 15 ore fa

    Does anyone else think stephen was being a bit condescending to kevin?

  • Daniel Horton
    Daniel Horton 16 ore fa

    Stephen wanted yet another apology on his show. He wanted to hear, “I’m sorry.” Kevin gave him: “I’m..... over it.”

  • John Villanueva
    John Villanueva 16 ore fa

    Imagine kevin hart is white and always says "im white!".

  • John Villanueva
    John Villanueva 16 ore fa

    I just noticed colbert does a lot of quirks like playing with his toungue, slapping the desk...gestures that late show hosts do when they do comedy...but this guy never does comedy hes a nice interviewer thats it.

  • SJ Moore
    SJ Moore 16 ore fa

    How about that super classy Patek Philippe 5131J.. Great taste good sir!

  • John Villanueva
    John Villanueva 16 ore fa

    I still cringe everytime i remember the michael moore episode when he asked the host "do you just cry?" And host said yes. Hahahaha.

  • Rian Weston-Dodds
    Rian Weston-Dodds 17 ore fa

    The older he gets, the more Stephen actually seems like an old republican

  • disaster master
    disaster master 17 ore fa

    short guy, big mind

  • sarah Owens
    sarah Owens 17 ore fa

    As a gay I would like straight ppl and lgbt nazis who are trying to push a libtard agenda to stay out of our politics. Please stop using my sexuality as a weapon to control others by forcing it down their thoughts. By doing this you are pushing our strive for equality farther away because people now think we are whining babies. Thank you next

  • MrCherbear1990
    MrCherbear1990 18 ore fa

    Wanna here a knock knock joke? Knock knock...Who’s there...Karma that’s who!

    • M O N S T E R K I L L
      M O N S T E R K I L L 7 ore fa

      Karma doesn't exist, if it did hillary would be dead by now. As well as most leftists

  • Matty K
    Matty K 18 ore fa +1

    If he was white thatd be the end of his career black and fake rich whites would've made sure of that

  • Mad Mots
    Mad Mots 18 ore fa


    BOYZ N' DA KORNER 18 ore fa

    I was really hoping they would show the meme of Kevin leaning away from the mic

  • Sabrina x/
    Sabrina x/ 18 ore fa

    Wow, Kevin Hart surprised me here. First time I've seen someone "win" against Stephen Colbert

  • Mark Jones
    Mark Jones 18 ore fa

    Irony the person interviewing Kevin is partially responsible for this PC culture. I would like him to apologize

  • Anna Gross
    Anna Gross 18 ore fa

    Meryl was shouting in appreciation of another actress’s comments on the wage gap, not booing. Very meme-able though

  • Mark Jones
    Mark Jones 18 ore fa

    He never owed an apology to anyone

  • Death
    Death 19 ore fa

    I hate that he pushed him to talk about it again, but I like how he drove away from it. Stop talking about that bs. Bunch of puss balls walking around now days

  • DJ D!TCH
    DJ D!TCH 19 ore fa

    Kevin Hart is an embarrassement to comedians, apoligizing for a joke.

  • [ COLOR5 ]
    [ COLOR5 ] 19 ore fa

    Yeh the media just wants to stir s**t up and try to bring Kevin down a peg, I think Kevin is great and the media is just controlled by people at the top of the media chains fairly dictatorially. If they want the media talking heads to talk about Kevin and pressure him they will absolutely follow that script, because that's what they are, most don't have thoughts of their own on air, at this point, because they can't, lol. Kevin, you are one of the best comedians ever, don't let them get to you.

  • Brandon Bockman
    Brandon Bockman 19 ore fa

    NEVER APOLOGIZE because you don't agree with something or someone's way of life. You are FREE to feel however the hell you want. If people get offended, forget them. Move on and live your life.

  • T Cla
    T Cla 19 ore fa

    He has the funniest laugh! I ABSOLUTELY love and respect this man and how he's handling this situation. I'm proud of you Kevin!

  • Martin B
    Martin B 19 ore fa

    Kevin hart making the best of the moment

  • BC
    BC 20 ore fa

    You never hear good people complain about society being too sensitive.

  • ZoanBlade90
    ZoanBlade90 20 ore fa

    6:48 Ah, Uncle Teeth. =D

  • game for life
    game for life 20 ore fa

    People don't just watch funny moment. Learn from important word.

  • mastrtonberry2
    mastrtonberry2 20 ore fa

    They should just have Trump host the Oscar's. Viewership problems -- Solved!

  • Francisco Ramirez
    Francisco Ramirez 20 ore fa

    Stephen colbert has no stand up experience. Every other tv show host has had stand up exp except him. He seemed very judgemental towards kevin through the interview. Not cool

  • Kirstie Jiles
    Kirstie Jiles 21 ora fa

    That onion analogy didn’t make any fucking sense but it’s ok we get it

  • Electric Puha
    Electric Puha 21 ora fa

    The always outraged left are killing comedy.

  • slayqueen Inniss
    slayqueen Inniss 21 ora fa

    Well he was the reason I was going to watch the Oscar so I guess I’m going to find something else to do

  • dragonboy718
    dragonboy718 21 ora fa

    act a bit more sincere in that case kevin *eyeroll*

  • dragonboy718
    dragonboy718 21 ora fa

    unfortunately, when someone is a bigot, they must live with the consequences.....i never said any joke about BLACK people....

  • Kev W
    Kev W 21 ora fa

    Im watching 2 slaves pretend theyre not chained. Think about it.

  • frank ponds
    frank ponds 22 ore fa

    Kev says he's over it literally EVERY interview. He says the same thing over and over and over and these hosts CONTINUE to ask the SAAAAME damn questions which result in Kev repeating himself over..and over...and over.

  • septemberblueuk
    septemberblueuk 22 ore fa

    He’s tiny.

  • Isaac DiSanto
    Isaac DiSanto 22 ore fa

    This whole Kevin Hart thing is the biggest pile of steaming horse shit to occur so far in 2019

  • Dirk Reurslag
    Dirk Reurslag 22 ore fa

    I dont like Kevin Hart in particular. But the amount of scrutinity hes been under is just sad. Complete bull

  • Lil Ruru
    Lil Ruru 22 ore fa

    I thought that the people who made Kevin step down were also fans of left leaning night show hosts such as this one, im surprised he was invited on